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( What's it all about, Alfie? )



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( Disclaimers!! )

FYI: I post my fics here, and then link here from various places on El-Jay. I welcome con-crit and comments gladly from anonymous users and OpenID users. Don't feel shy about commenting, okay?

[cross-posting from T_G with Fishie's blessing so that I can have my co-written fics here too. ~m]

Title: Forget Everything You Think You Ought To Be
Rating: NC-17
Authors: machka and celticfish
Pairing: Neal/Andy.
Summary: Sometimes, you don't have to see to believe.
Word Count: 2904
Notes: Oh, look. Your mods like fic. We also like to write fic. And we are firm believers in "Needs moar Skibmann," so we took matters into our own hands. Well, one of us did, anyhow. The other did a very good job of holding still. ;) Title once again shamelessly stolen from Mike Kelly's "Fall Asleep With Me". This story contains fully consensual verbal bondage in the context of an established relationship. Thanks to courts576 and smackmydishup for reassuring us this didn't suck. :)
Disclaimer: Fiction. Most likely never happened. All events are products of a rich fantasy life, and nothing more, nothing less. Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as we know, none of this ever happened, except in our minds. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.

( '...D'y'trust me?' Neal said in a low voice.  )

Title: Close Your Eyes While I Touch Your Body Real Slow
Authors: celticfish and machka
Rating: R
Pairing: Skibmann!! :D
Summary: Andy and Neal aren't so good with the words. They're much better at...other stuff.
Word Count: 4470
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as we know, none of this ever happened, except in our minds. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Our first attempt at a co-write, whee!!! It's not as easy as you'd think to write a fic via IMs, but hey -- expanding horizons, trying new things, all that jazz. XD Title is a composite of lyrics from Mike Kelly's "Fall Asleep With Me," the song that inspired this fic. The authors thank courts576 for the drunken quick beta, but please note that any and all mistakes herein remain our own.

( Outside there's way too many questions...this bed may be our only weapon... )

Title: Sparks
Rating: R
Pairing: Skibmann (ORLY?)
Summary: He needs it, and so do you.
Word Count: 974
Archived: On IJ only. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes:Written from Andy's POV. And hey -- David doesn't even really figure into this in the slightest. HOW DID I MANAGE THAT??
:-O
Takes place after an unspecified "Declaration" show -- you can place it wherever you wish, but DAMN the Biloxi show would surely qualify as kick-assed enough. :)

( It's comforting how it's always the same... )

Title: Flyboy
Rating: G
Pairing: Dandy
Summary: Andy is not happy.
Word Count: a true drabble -- 100 words. :)
Notes: heartsfortress made me do it. It's all her fault. Blame her.
Disclaimer: The people are real. The scene (AFAIK) is not. Fictional, made-up, not real, please don't sue.

( not sure how I managed to angst all over a 100 word drabble, but I did. )

Title: Dissolution
Series: Anodyne
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Summary: It started small, as things often do.
Word Count: 427 [-_-]
Archived: On IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This is as good a summary of the Anodyne series as you'll find. I could never figure out a way to work this up into an actual full length fic, though, so I've been sitting on this since last September.

But misskatieleigh was bored doing her taxes, and... well, it's not a good substitute for porn, but it is angst, and yay?

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here: Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( The world falls down around me ... )

Title: Thought You Knew
Series: Anodyne
Rating: R
Pairing: David Cook/Jeff Shrout
Summary: You seem to be the only one to like what you see.
Word Count: 4390
Warnings: Angst liek woah
Archived: On IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This is a prequel to Anodyne, for those of you familiar with it -- Jeff thought I should tell his side of the story. So I did. From his POV. :)

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here: Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( I'm here to testify for those who've been broken / They've found a way to die, their dreams be awoken / Take it from one who's been a martyr left alone... )

Title: Turning the Page
Series: Hard Lessons
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dandy
Summary: "All I can see is him...I want him gone."
Word Count: 2641
Warnings: Rated for language and adult situations.
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: I'm actually breaking this up into two parts, cuz it makes more sense to me that way. Plus, more fic for you, and I get a little break to get ready, just like David. :)

Previous chapters are here: Broken Trust | Safe | Scenes | Clean Break

( And I feel okay, and I seem okay... )

And here I thought I was safe from comment rot...

#(*$&#(*$&#)@($&)@#

so, pretty much any comments left on entries from six months ago or later have been hit -- they're gone for good. *sighs*

At least IJ hasn't learned how to allow us to empty our fucking message boxes, so all the comments are still in there. LOL

They say that the comment rot issue will be addressed in the next code release.... but they've been promising that code for a loooooooong time now... C'mon, guys. :(

This is just so you guys know what happened, if you perchance go back and read any of my old fics... I would not delete those comments on my own, believe me -- too many warm fuzzy feelings. :) ♥

Title: Always Believe
Series: Anodyne
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dandy
Summary: Don't ever sell yourself short.
Word Count: 361
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: So! This has been sitting on my hard drive since September, when I decided that it wouldn't fit into the chapter of Anodyne that I was working on at the time ("Busted," for the record -- so linearly, it falls between parts 2 and 3). Since I tend to write in scenes, I figured I'd go ahead and throw it out there for all you peeps waiting on Anodyne updates...Kind of like throwing a bone to a starving dog, I know, but it's all I got at this time. *blush*

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here: Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( It's okay to breathe your worries away... )

Title: Clean Break
Series: Hard Lessons
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Past Cookmann; current Mavid-on-the-rocks; current Dandy friendship
Summary: Sometimes, you don't get them back.
Word Count: 3600
Warnings: Rated for language. Adult situations and the continued aftermath of broken scenes. Oh, and Papa's being a bit of a horse's ass here, sry.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This follows Safe in the Hard Lessons universe. There are two more fic bunnies in this arc; after that, I'm not sure if this series will continue.

Those of you interested can find the previous chapters here: Broken Trust | Safe | Scenes

Cheerleading, hand-holding, and all-around general awesomeness c/o celticfish -- as always, as ever. ♥ Thank you, bb, for your flailing enthusiasm when I mentioned finishing this storyline. :)

( Turning points and loneliness abound / I'm better off not having you around )

Title: Holding Court
Series: Anodyne
Rating: PG for one little curse word. (yes, really -- only ONE.)
Pairing: Implied Dandy, implied Cook/Shrout
Summary: You're not strong enough to hold on to him.
Word Count: 516 [-_-]
Warnings: Angst liek woah
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Dandy through Jeff's eyes. As noted above, this falls into the Anodyne universe, but it runs parallel to the current storyline rather than linearly.

Written for prompt #6 on the Tulsa_Gangstas Prompt Table of Creativity: Coward. Cross-posted to Fishie's Birthday Palooza and Davandy.

Also? For celticfish's birthday fic celebration! :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Sister of My Heart!! *throws confetti and streamers* Sorry it's so short, but the Muse is being a bitch-h0r again...at least it's something from Anodyne...?

Oh, and misskatieleigh? This is all your fault. :P Thank you for looking at it and giving me your opinion. :)

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here:
Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( No way to find when you were mine and I still want you )

Title: Five Kisses at Midnight
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Bobby, David/Liz, David/Andy, David/Kim
Summary: There's always someone to kiss at midnight.
Word Count: 4946
Warnings: Um... Kim Caldwell? :D
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: For courts576's New Year's Eve "Midnight Kiss" challenge:

Ooo, also, if you are home like me and bored, I challenge you to write a story about who DFCook is kissing at midnight :)

Courts, this is all your fault. :P

And kisses to celticfish for being her usual awesome self. :)

( The countdown starts...now! )

HAY, IT'S THAT TIME OF MY LIFE THE YEAR AGAIN...

( Reviewing the year in fic... 2008 Edition. )

Title: In the Shadows
Rating: R
Pairing: Alexis/Jennie, Andy/Neal
Summary: It's best not to think about it.
Word Count: 3193
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Written as a Secret Santa-Bitch fic for kaia_kyrial... LIKE YOU GUYS COULDN'T TELL IT WAS ME.

( Merry Christmas, Kaia! )

Title: A Good Night
Rating: PG
Pairing: David/Josh (Javid? LOL)
Summary: Josh will never tire of this.
Word Count: 254 (yes, really)
Warnings: Implied D/s in the context of a consensual relationship
Archived: Here on IJ and Tulsa_Advent ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: A little snippet of fic that I decided could stand on its own. :) Posted to the Tulsa Advent LiveJournal community for Day 23 of their calendar.

( Let's begin. )

In light of all the recent, um, commentary on the "ring rumors" and such, and in knee-jerk response to several (supportive!! :) posts I've seen on my flist...

...Some iconage for all y'all because far be it for me to prolong any obvious fandom wankage you understand; oh no, not me... :P



Update: Jan 25, 2009:


( Please read before posting a stupid comment cutting Kim down, m'kay? )

Title: Absent
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Past David/Josh; David/Kyle pre-slash
Summary: You'd already resigned yourself to settling for something less.
Word Count: 1055
Warnings: none.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: It's short. Like, really short. But kaia_kyrial thought I should post it, and I simply cannot refuse her anything. :) A little bit of waffling angst cast in second-person YET AGAIN. It's like a fucking addiction, I swear...

( ...None of them are him. )

LiveJournal's unavailable again. What a fucking shock. :P

I heard a rumor that you guys may poke your noses in over here when El-Jay went dark...

That's all well and good. That's what this post is for here.

Make it an open comment thread, or whatever -- just be aware that Squeaky has had to turn on comment verification for anonymous commenters because of the large amount of spammorz that members had been getting.

I, for one, welcome my anonymous-commenting freaky friends, so feel free.

I will let you know that I have actually written two short ficlets in the past two days. :) I will not let you see them, because that would spoil you for the end of my "Anodyne" series... but just know that I've actually been writing, which is a feat in and of itself.

And you know? I'm not averse to a little comment porn over here, ngl.

have at it.