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Title: Foot in Mouth
Rating: PG
Pairing: John Edwards / Jack Kemp *facepalm*
Summary: Some things should never be discussed.
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none, unless angst is on your "DO NOT WANT! D:" list
A/N: Continuing where the last set of three left off, here's another "getting acquainted" drabble...
Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 9-8-07; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.
Posted with "Getting to Know You" to the polifics ElJay community on 3-16-08.
Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( ...Wherein a faux pas occurs. )

Title: Getting to Know You
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: John Edwards / Jack Kemp *facepalm*
Summary: It's their first meeting... and they're feeling each other out.
Word Count: 3 x 100
Warnings: none really - other than excessive innuendo and questionable language
A/N: ( It had to be done. )

Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 9-8-07; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.
Posted with "Foot in Mouth" to the polifics ElJay community on 3-16-08.
Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( Getting to know all about you... )
But wait! There's more! LOL