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[cross-posting from T_G with Fishie's blessing so that I can have my co-written fics here too. ~m]

Title: Forget Everything You Think You Ought To Be
Rating: NC-17
Authors: machka and celticfish
Pairing: Neal/Andy.
Summary: Sometimes, you don't have to see to believe.
Word Count: 2904
Notes: Oh, look. Your mods like fic. We also like to write fic. And we are firm believers in "Needs moar Skibmann," so we took matters into our own hands. Well, one of us did, anyhow. The other did a very good job of holding still. ;) Title once again shamelessly stolen from Mike Kelly's "Fall Asleep With Me". This story contains fully consensual verbal bondage in the context of an established relationship. Thanks to courts576 and smackmydishup for reassuring us this didn't suck. :)
Disclaimer: Fiction. Most likely never happened. All events are products of a rich fantasy life, and nothing more, nothing less. Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as we know, none of this ever happened, except in our minds. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.

( '...D'y'trust me?' Neal said in a low voice.  )

Title: Close Your Eyes While I Touch Your Body Real Slow
Authors: celticfish and machka
Rating: R
Pairing: Skibmann!! :D
Summary: Andy and Neal aren't so good with the words. They're much better at...other stuff.
Word Count: 4470
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as we know, none of this ever happened, except in our minds. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Our first attempt at a co-write, whee!!! It's not as easy as you'd think to write a fic via IMs, but hey -- expanding horizons, trying new things, all that jazz. XD Title is a composite of lyrics from Mike Kelly's "Fall Asleep With Me," the song that inspired this fic. The authors thank courts576 for the drunken quick beta, but please note that any and all mistakes herein remain our own.

( Outside there's way too many questions...this bed may be our only weapon... )

Title: Sparks
Rating: R
Pairing: Skibmann (ORLY?)
Summary: He needs it, and so do you.
Word Count: 974
Archived: On IJ only. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes:Written from Andy's POV. And hey -- David doesn't even really figure into this in the slightest. HOW DID I MANAGE THAT??
:-O
Takes place after an unspecified "Declaration" show -- you can place it wherever you wish, but DAMN the Biloxi show would surely qualify as kick-assed enough. :)

( It's comforting how it's always the same... )

Title: Clean Break
Series: Hard Lessons
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Past Cookmann; current Mavid-on-the-rocks; current Dandy friendship
Summary: Sometimes, you don't get them back.
Word Count: 3600
Warnings: Rated for language. Adult situations and the continued aftermath of broken scenes. Oh, and Papa's being a bit of a horse's ass here, sry.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This follows Safe in the Hard Lessons universe. There are two more fic bunnies in this arc; after that, I'm not sure if this series will continue.

Those of you interested can find the previous chapters here: Broken Trust | Safe | Scenes

Cheerleading, hand-holding, and all-around general awesomeness c/o celticfish -- as always, as ever. ♥ Thank you, bb, for your flailing enthusiasm when I mentioned finishing this storyline. :)

( Turning points and loneliness abound / I'm better off not having you around )

Title: Five Kisses at Midnight
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Bobby, David/Liz, David/Andy, David/Kim
Summary: There's always someone to kiss at midnight.
Word Count: 4946
Warnings: Um... Kim Caldwell? :D
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: For courts576's New Year's Eve "Midnight Kiss" challenge:

Ooo, also, if you are home like me and bored, I challenge you to write a story about who DFCook is kissing at midnight :)

Courts, this is all your fault. :P

And kisses to celticfish for being her usual awesome self. :)

( The countdown starts...now! )

Title: In the Shadows
Rating: R
Pairing: Alexis/Jennie, Andy/Neal
Summary: It's best not to think about it.
Word Count: 3193
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Written as a Secret Santa-Bitch fic for kaia_kyrial... LIKE YOU GUYS COULDN'T TELL IT WAS ME.

( Merry Christmas, Kaia! )

Title: Absent
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Past David/Josh; David/Kyle pre-slash
Summary: You'd already resigned yourself to settling for something less.
Word Count: 1055
Warnings: none.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: It's short. Like, really short. But kaia_kyrial thought I should post it, and I simply cannot refuse her anything. :) A little bit of waffling angst cast in second-person YET AGAIN. It's like a fucking addiction, I swear...

( ...None of them are him. )

Title: The More, The Merrier
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Liz, Andy/Jennie, Neal/Alexis, implied David/Jeff, implied David/Andy
Summary: These guys have way too much time on their hands - and think about sex every second of it.
Word Count: 2121
Warnings: none.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This is the purity test they're playing with in the beginning. It's good times. You should check it out.

...See if you can find the ones that squick Neal. XD

Written for and posted to the Tulsa_Gangstas LiveJournal community's "(Im)purity Test Challenge," as background and an introduction to the challenge itself. Interested? Join tulsa_gangstas, for the lulz. ♥


( Oh, not that thing again... )

Title: Busted
Series: Anodyne
Rating: R
Pairing: Dandy; Dandymann friendship; implied David/Jeff
Summary: Keeping in contact with them was no hardship at all. Really.
Word Count: 7275
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: I have been struggling mightily with my Muse over Part 3 of this series -- I had a prompt that I was trying to write to, and all She wanted to do was sit in the corner and sulk until I wrote the scene that She wanted me to write.

Once I started writing it for Her, it kind of took on a life of its own. *facepalm* It's still very much related to this series, although it doesn't fit the prompt I was trying to write... And because I haven't updated this fic in, like, forever, you guys are getting a bonus chapter out of it. :D And it's long. Very long. Oops. :D

Special thanks to annie2791, for trying to kick the Muse's ass; and my beta-fish, celticfish, who only saw parts of this, for lying and telling me those parts didn't suck. LOL

Sooooooo...Part three of what has now grown to be an expected eight-part IDEK-anymore-how-many-parts serial fic.

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here: Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( So hold me down a minute longer; keep me from the things I long for... )

Title: Two Boys, One Cup... (Many Eyes)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bryan Jewett / Andy Skib, with cameos from the rest of the MWK.
Summary: It's Andy's 21st birthday, and Bryan buys him his first official mixed drink.
Word Count: 1155
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: ANNIE MADE ME DO IT. *points wildly in Annie's direction, OMG*

And because that's all I do lately, and I know it pisses people off, it's written in 2nd person from Bryan's POV. I CAN'T HELP IT, DAMMIT.

( Corrupted in an uncorruptable way... )

Title: Hold Your Ground
Series: Anodyne
Rating: PG-13 (hello, adult language!)
Pairing: Dandy; Dandymann friendship; implied David/Jeff
Summary: All you can think is that Jeff needs to hear this kid sing...
Word Count: 3004
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Written for prompt #13 on my Prompt Table of Doom; [Hold].

Part two of an expected six(hi, now it's) seven TRY TWELVE- No-fucking-clue-how-many part serial fic. I'm only posting this part this soon because it's done, so don't go getting all spoiled or anything, because part 3 hasn't really even been started yet, sorries. :P

And as before, it's all courts576's fault. *points*

Big ol' hugs and smooches to celticfish for being my ß-fish and cheerleading on this.

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here:
Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( But he plays on in spite of everything, disillusioned by his right... )

Title: At First Glance
Series: Anodyne
Rating: PG-13 (hello, adult language!)
Pairing: Dandy; implied David/Jeff Shrout
Summary: Somehow, that "worst-ever, sounds-like-a-pick-up-line" conversation starter nets you a friend, the kind you never knew you needed...until now.
Word Count: 1245
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: Written for prompt #30 on my Prompt Table of Doom; [Enchant].

Part one of an expected six (now) seven TRY TWELVE part no-fucking-clue-anymore serial fic. Written from a college-aged David Cook's perspective.

Furthermore, I blame courts576 for this, because she's the one with the 30-prompt table that she's working on, and that of course got me contemplating my own...but I had to be difficult, and create my own randomized table... and immediately several "story arcs" popped right out at me, and...well...shit.

...Yeah.

Big ol' hugs and smooches to celticfish for ß-correction and cheerleading on this.

Those of you interested can find the completed chapters of Anodyne here:
Prologue: Dissolution | Prequel: Thought You Knew | Part 1: At First Glance | Part 2: Hold Your Ground | Interlude: Always Believe | Part 3: Busted | Interlude: Holding Court

( I won't mention my intentions to let you lead me on... )

Title: Scenes
Series: Hard Lessons
Rating: R
Pairing: Dandy; Cookmann
Summary: Scenes from a friendship
Word Count: 3135
Warnings: Adult situations - one scene is more D/s gone horribly wrong, but nothing too drastic or graphic... give it a chance? :-\
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: IDEK anymore, I swear... I guess you could call it backstory for "Broken Trust" and a follow-up to "Safe"...

Starts in the near-present, regresses into the past, and ends in the immediate present -- sorry if it's confusing, but that's the way it came to me. *shrug*

III. Spring is set in 2008
II. Summer is set in 2007
I. Winter is set in 2006
...And the fall (Summer, again) is once again 2008.

Also? I have no idea how this damn thing got so long -- Winter just got away from me completely... *facepalm*

( And it's all right if you stay with me tonight, until the rain passes by... )