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Title: The More, The Merrier
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Liz, Andy/Jennie, Neal/Alexis, implied David/Jeff, implied David/Andy
Summary: These guys have way too much time on their hands - and think about sex every second of it.
Word Count: 2121
Warnings: none.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This is the purity test they're playing with in the beginning. It's good times. You should check it out.

...See if you can find the ones that squick Neal. XD

Written for and posted to the Tulsa_Gangstas LiveJournal community's "(Im)purity Test Challenge," as background and an introduction to the challenge itself. Interested? Join tulsa_gangstas, for the lulz. ♥


( Oh, not that thing again... )

Title: Broken Trust
Series: Hard Lessons
Author: machka
Dramatis personae: Cohnstro, stealth!Mistro, with bonus Dandy friendship!
Rating: R (adult situations)
Warning: Angsty McAngst fic. Lots of cursing. BDSM gone bad.
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these here are fictionalized characters, and not the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind.
Summary: Three words remembered would've made this work...but another was spoken because he forgot.
Word Count: 3532
Prompts: These things right here.
Author's Notes: OMG. So somehow that fluffy prompt turned in the angst fic from Hell. WTF, Muse?? I wanted pr0n, She gave me the mirror opposite of the fic I wrote last time, and no matter how hard I tried to reason with Her, She would not be budged. *shrug*

So anyway, this is not the same universe as the previous fic -- here, Michael and David "switch" as to who's the Dominant and who's the submissive -- that's kind of where things start to go wrong. :-/

Needless to say, this almost didn't get written, but annie2791 nagged me to do it anyway. Blame her. :P

For the Cohnstro LiveJournal community's fic contest, prompt 2.

Crossposted to the idolslash community on LiveJournal.

( Three little words would be fine )

Title: Blind Trust
Author: machka
Dramatis personae: Cohnstro
Rating: NC-17
Warning: BDSM (with an emphasis on the D/s portion) in the context of an established relationship.
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit.
Summary: "There is no delight in owning anything unshared." ~ Seneca (Roman philosopher, 1st century A.D.)
Word Count: 5019
Prompts: The word "blindfold" and the phrase "be a good boy, and do what you're told."
Author's Notes: Um, hi. *waves* First time writing in this fandom, and I just gotta go and subject all y'all to an unbetaed 2nd-person-POV BDSM fic. My bad.

But hey! it's pr0n! What more do you want? :D

For the cohnstro LiveJournal community's fic-writing contest. Linked here.

ETA, 7-6-08: Thanks to everyone who voted for this fic! I've never won anything like this before! :D *blushes*

Cross-posted to The_Flyboys and Idolslash LiveJournal communities.

( Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. ~ Norman Macewan )

Title: The Right Call?
Rating: G (but not a happy G...)
Pairing: JK/JE
Summary: John makes a phone call.
Word Count: 100 - a perfect drabble! :)
Warnings: None. Huh.
A/N: ...just because I haven't been writing anything for a while, doesn't mean that my writing's gotten any happier, apparently. sarken claimed a drabble from the "drabble meme" - her request was for "Angry JxJ with the use of the word 'down' " - and here's what we got.

Sad fic > no fic, but don't read it if you're delicate.

Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 9-29-07; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.
Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( 'Angry JxJ with the use of the word down' )

Title: (untitled LiveStrong fic challenge)
Rating: G
Pairing: JK/JE
Summary: For courage, for remembrance, and for honor.
Word Count: 695
Warnings: None.
A/N: In response to westwinglvr's fic challenge:

Write a story of any length where Big John gives Little John the yellow bracelet... But you cannot use the words...Kerry, Edwards, John, big, little, young, old, or senator.

EDIT: you CAN use all the words except Kerry or Edwards - ok is that easier?? all i really want is for someone to write the story, but i thought that was just too easy haha

It can have sex...or not - up to u...

Wow, this one was difficult.... I got a bit maudlin in my story, sorry... I'm not sure I like it at all. =/

Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 10-7-07; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.
Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( my feeble attempt )

Title: Mudslinging
Rating: PG
Pairing: JK/JE
Summary: Caution: slippery when wet.
Word Count: 821
Warnings: Schmoop.
A/N: Stupid fic challenges. *mutter mutter* Guess what?? This one's completely silly!! Goofy as hell, it is.

Write a fic in which either or both of the Johns gets wet. This can come about however you like (hot tub, swimming, rained on, hosed down, or just plain old showering or bathing or whatever else you can think of) and can lead to whatever events you like (Big Evil Grin). It can be any length. Go!

Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 2-8-08; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.
Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( whee! )

Title: Nightblind
Rating: G
Pairing: implied JK/JE
Summary: It was only a dream.
Word Count: 610
Warnings: Y HALLO THAR ANGST.
A/N: This is a (slightly) modified version of the story I posted for sanferryanne's fic challenge...
The challenge went:

"Anyway, the rules:
Must use the following words: water, past, open, fierce, ring
Can't use: love, lust, sigh, tongue, passion"

Thanks to jkb, again and always, for the useful suggestions. "Aye aye, Editor!"

For some reason, the required words made me immediately think of a dream sequence. *shrug* And because I'm too damned petulant for my own good, this is yet another dark fic. Thank the gods I stubbornly believe in happy endings.

Originally posted to my ElJay fic journal; reposted to InsaneJournal 10-7-07; backdated and edited slightly as necessary for grammar/spelling/etc.

Disclaimer: These stories are works of fiction. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is intentional -- every fandom has its canon, folks -- HOWEVER, these stories are not attempts to defame the characters of said persons on the basis of libel, as these works are fictional (and NOT intently false statements created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual characters of said persons). Real people exist with these names, but these are fictionalized characters here, and not the actual persons mentioned. None of this fiction ever happened, except in my mind.

( Do not go gentle into that good night / Rage, rage against the dying of the light. )