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Title: Five Kisses at Midnight
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Bobby, David/Liz, David/Andy, David/Kim
Summary: There's always someone to kiss at midnight.
Word Count: 4946
Warnings: Um... Kim Caldwell? :D
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: For courts576's New Year's Eve "Midnight Kiss" challenge:

Ooo, also, if you are home like me and bored, I challenge you to write a story about who DFCook is kissing at midnight :)

Courts, this is all your fault. :P

And kisses to celticfish for being her usual awesome self. :)

( The countdown starts...now! )

Title: The More, The Merrier
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: David/Liz, Andy/Jennie, Neal/Alexis, implied David/Jeff, implied David/Andy
Summary: These guys have way too much time on their hands - and think about sex every second of it.
Word Count: 2121
Warnings: none.
Archived: Here on IJ ONLY. Links to IJ are fine. :)
Disclaimer: Real people exist with these names; but these folks here are fictionalized characters, and not directly intended to represent the actual persons mentioned. Any similarity between the fictional version of the persons portrayed herein and the actual persons is somewhat intentional, but as far as I know, none of this ever happened, except in my mind. Dammit. (Unless it did, and then it's strictly a coincidence.) TL;DR? Fiction, don't sue.
Notes: This is the purity test they're playing with in the beginning. It's good times. You should check it out.

...See if you can find the ones that squick Neal. XD

Written for and posted to the Tulsa_Gangstas LiveJournal community's "(Im)purity Test Challenge," as background and an introduction to the challenge itself. Interested? Join tulsa_gangstas, for the lulz. ♥


( Oh, not that thing again... )